I’ve had this album for a couple of weeks and I’ve given it several honest listens. Now with that said, let me give you some background information on my love affair with Alice Cooper. Alice, to me is simply the greatest singer, front man and character in music PERIOD! When my friends were listening to Guns N’ Roses, I was listening to Pretties for You, which is Alice Cooper’s freshman release (We’re talking 1969 people!) I have idolized Alice since I was a very small child. Hell, I even had a cow skull hanging above my bed for years that was painted to look like Alice. To me the world of rock starts and will end with Alice Cooper. Currently I have 361 Alice Cooper songs on my computer. I also have most of these songs on Album and CD. This represents every song released by Alice since 1969. I listen to his catalogue at least once per month from start to finish.
Now, when I heard that Alice was brining in the producer that produced the original “Welcome to My Nightmare” album as well as many original band members to shore up the music, I was a bit more than excited. When I heard the album, I was less than excited.
Remember when Alice reinvented himself in the 1990s, with Desmond Child at the helm? Trash put Alice back in front of rock but then he faded again. As huge as Trash was, it never really seemed like Alice. He even released an industrial album called, Brutal Planet but it came a bit too late since the Rob Zombie’s of the world had fallen to pop music. Well, I should have prepared myself for what was to come! When “Eyes of Alice Cooper” came out, I was stoked! It was the 1970s Alice at his best. The songs rocked, had humor and really stood on their own. Therefore, I was hopeful when I heard about the return of WTMN.
Auto tune? Yes, Auto Tune starts off this album with a limp attempt to cash in on alternative rock that’s so popular these days. It reminded me of Kid Rock…which is funny since they are both from the same hometown. Unfortunately, it didn’t get any better from there. Alice decided to put a Disco song…which sounds a bit too much like disco. Then….Ke$ha made an appearance. Now Alice has done a few duets, one of which I actually liked was with Xhibit, which was released on Dirty Diamonds. My wife, which is Ke$ha fan even thought this was crap.
Now, this album isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard. In fact, it has a few “destined” to be classics such as “Last Man on Earth” but it falls way short of the hype.
Alice, this is what I am begging you to do… You threw out an album called, “Alice Does Alice” and it was cool because you updated a few classics with a fresh sound. Now, go back and listen to “Pretties for You” re-record that album with your current sound, release it and then go to the bank with a huge check! Just don’t use any freaking auto tune please!
Now I'm off to listen to a little "Freak Out."